click!
You'd think I'd know by now to be careful when eating french bread of the crunchy baton persuasion: maybe I got lulled into a false sense of security by having had a bridge for so many years.

But anyway, today I managed, for the first time in years, to forget how fragile the damn' things were.

I'll say one thing: it does make Sean Connery impersonation that little bit easier....